It's just a little burning. Mickey, he got bacterial meningitis. George: I guess there are no small diseases, only small actors. The other three start laughing. George leaving : Alright that's it for me. Good night everybody. Elaine: What was that? Jerry: Showmanship, George is trying to get out on a high note. Kramer: See, showmanship. Maybe that's what my gonorrhea is missing.
Jerry: Yes! Step into that spotlight and belt that gonorrhea out to the back row. Kramer: Yes, yes I will! I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and feel the gonorrhea themselves. Sanai Hospital. Kramer is on the table surrounded by med students. Student 1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? Kramer: Just a little burning during urination.
Student 1: Okay, any other pain? Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. May I? Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.
Student 1: Gonorrhea?! Kramer: Gonorrhea! The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. Jerry and George are back at Jerry's apartment. Jerry is checking his phone messages. Jerry: One message.
Hope it's not from you. Answering machine: "Hey Jerry, it's me. Call me back. George: She's still doing that? Jerry: Yep. George: Alright, I'll tell you what you do.
You call her back and give her the "it's me", heh? Pull the old switcheroo. Jerry: I think that's a "what's good for the goose is good for the gander". George: What the hell is a gander, anyway? Jerry picking up the phone and dialing : It's a goose that's had the old switcheroo pulled on it. Hi Sophie, it's me. Sophie: Hey Raef. Jerry to George : She thinks it's someone named Raef. George: Good, let her think it. Jerry into the phone, with a disguised voice : So, what's going on?
Sophie: Not a lot. George: Ask about you, ask about you. Jerry: So, uh, how are things with Jerry? Sophie: Oh, I really like him but, well, I still haven't told him the tractor story. Jerry: Right, right, the tractor story. Sophie: Are you sick, Raef? You sound kinda funny. Jerry: I sound funny? George: Abort! Jerry: Yeah I better get to a doctor, bye. Hangs up That was close! What drives me to take chances like that?
George: That was very real. Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about. George: Woah, back it up, back it up. Beep, beep, beep. Tractor story? Jerry: Beep, beep, beep? What are you doing?
Elaine and Puddy are at Puddy's apartment. Elaine: So where do you wanna eat? Puddy: Feels like an Arby's night. Elaine: Arby's. Beef and cheese and do you believe in god? Puddy: Yes. Elaine: Oh. So, you're pretty religious? Puddy: That's right. Elaine: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious? Puddy: Not for me. Elaine: Why not? Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell. Jerry and George are at the coffee shop.
George: You know what I think? I bet she stole a tractor. Jerry: No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. We're dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. George: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need? Jerry: No, she looks completely normal. George: Oh. Okay, here it is, I got it.
She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and they grafted her big toes on. They do it every day. Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs? George: How's her handshake? A little firm, isn't it?
Maybe a little too firm? Jerry: I don't know. George: Hands a little smelly? Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel? Elaine walks in. Elaine: Well I'm going to hell. Jerry: That seems about right. Elaine: According to Puddy. Jerry: Hey, have you heard the one about the guy in hell with the coffee and the doughtnuts and-- Elaine: I'm not in the mood.
George To a passing waitress : I'll have some coffee and a doughnut. Jerry: What do you care? You don't believe in hell. Elaine: I know, but he does. Jerry: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination of your soul. Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you burn for all eternity. George to the waitress bringing his doughnut : And a slice of devil's food cake.
Kruger's office. George enters, seeing nobody but Mr. George: Hey. Where is everyone? Kruger: They're all off the project. They were boring. George, you are my main man. George: I am? Kruger: I don't know what it is, I can't put my finger on it, but lately you have just seemed 'on'. And you always leave me wanting more.
George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and folders. Kruger: Ah, I'm not too worried about it. Let's get started. George: Okay. Kruger: George? Check it out. He begins to spin around in his chair Three times around, no feet. George: And? Kruger: All me. Kramer and Mickey are back at Mt. Wexler: Alright, and here are you ailments for this week. By the way, Mr. Kramer, you were excellent. Kramer: Oh, thank you. Mickey: Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! Alright I get to wear make-up!
What did you get? Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake, see, I had gonorrhea last week. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. We loved what you did with it. Kramer: I don't believe this, I'm being typecast. Jerry and Sophie are at Jerry's playing chess. Sophie: I move my knight Jerry: They should update these pieces, nobody rides horses anymore.
Maybe they should change it to a tractor. Sophie: Jerry, are you embarrassed that you're losing? Jerry: Losing? You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought the farm. Sophie: Bought the farm? Jerry: Tractor! Sophie: This is an odd side of you, Jerry. I feel uncomfortable. Jerry: Wait, don't go. Let's thumb wrestle. Sophie drops her purse and when she bends down to pick it up, Jerry nods knowingly.
George: A scar? Jerry: A big long scar where her leg would dangle when she's riding a? George: A tractor. Jerry: I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk about it.
George: I don't see why's she more self-conscious about that than her toe thumbs. Jerry: She doesn't have toe thumbs. George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor-- Jerry: Alright. So how's the two-man operation at Kruger? In the episode, Kramer becomes interested in resurrecting the holiday after hearing about the plight of his friend—Frank Costanza's son—George played by Jason Alexander. Meanwhile George uses Festivus, a holiday he once hated in his youth, as a excuse to his boss Mr.
Kruger after he had been confronted for handing out cards suggesting a donation had been made to a fake charity called The Human Fund with the slogan "Money For People". George defended himself saying that he feared persecution for his beliefs. Attempting to call his bluff, Kruger insisted that he accompany George to his home and see Festivus in action. Kramer, who was also invited to the celebration, goes on strike from his bagel vendor job, when his manager tells him he can't get time off for "Festivus.
Bagels no! The Festivus episode of Seinfeld " The Strike " reveals how the Festivus celebration includes four main components:. The Festivus Pole : The Costanzas' tradition begins with an unadorned aluminum pole, which Frank praises for its "very high strength-to-weight ratio. The Airing of Grievances : At the beginning of the Festivus dinner, each participant tells friends and family all the times they have disappointed him or her the past year.
As quoted by Frank Costanza: "I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it! Festivus dinner : In "The Strike," a celebratory dinner is shown on the evening of Festivus prior to the Feats of Strength. In the episode the meal appeared to be meat loaf on a bed of lettuce. No alcohol was served, but George Costanza's boss, Mr. Kruger, drank from a flask. Read More. The Feats of Strength : After the dinner, the head of the household tests his or her strength against one participant of the head's choosing.
Festivus is not considered over until the head of the family has been pinned. However, a participant may be allowed to decline to attempt to pin the head of the household only if they have something better to do instead.
Although it is not an official element of the holiday or its celebration, the phenomenon of the Festivus Miracle is mentioned twice in the original episode. An obvious send-up to the phrase "Christmas Miracle", both manifestations of Seinfeld's "Festivus Miracle" were caused by Kramer. In today's society the use of the term "Festivus Miracle" has become far more mainstream. As the years went by, he shared the weird facets of his unique holiday with his three sons.
Later, his eldest son Dan, a television script-writer, shared it with the world by including "Festivus" in a episode of Seinfeld. Instead of buying Christmas gifts for his coworkers, he gave a card that stated that a donation had been made to a charity called "The Human Fund". To prove it existed, Kruger was brought to Festivus. In " The Burning ," George begins to leave meetings "on a high note" when he jokes around. This causes Kruger to fire everyone except George because they were boring in comparison, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork.
George gets a cleaning woman named Koko hired at the company in order to force Kruger to change the name. Kruger decides to call George "Gammy" instead. WikiSein Explore. Policies and Guidelines Manual of Style.
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